David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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