As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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