It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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