When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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