You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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