To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Me too!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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