so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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