Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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