I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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