Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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