what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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