We won't sleep together?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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