Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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