I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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