Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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