margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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