I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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