Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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