im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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