I got her a Nickelback box set.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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