So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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