Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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