Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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