Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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