My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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