Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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