I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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