physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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