Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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