talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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