Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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