Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Drunk is not a location!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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