just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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