I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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