how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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