There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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