some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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