Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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