..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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