Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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