My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
that is very illegal...i love you.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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