3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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