it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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