But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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