Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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