i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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