K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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