ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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