Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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