Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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