I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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