I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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