u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
