Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think i peed on brittanys purse
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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