So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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