needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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