we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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