I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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