who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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