Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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